Would you like some sugar, milk, and rats with your coffee???

Your morbid prayers have been answered, you weirdo, because The Black Rat Cafe is totally a thing! Also, are you Wednesday Addams, perchance?

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The San Francisco Dungeon — a “60 minute journey through San Francisco’s past from the Gold Rush to Alcatraz” — is now offering furry entertainment in a pop-up with a bistro setting. Except here you can sip on a latte, or “rat-tuccino” and interact with some domesticated rodents.

And it’s for only $49.99, which will get you unlimited coffee and entrance to the Dungeon. Sounds like a rat-tacular deal to us! LOLz! (That wasn’t even a good pun.)

Anyway, spokesman Matthew Clarkson said:

“We want to offer a frighteningly funny encounter with creepy-crawly critters you could only find at The San Francisco Dungeon. Drinking coffee while a rats on the loose? That’s not for the faint of heart.”

Yeah, no shit!

The rats will be provided by Rattie Ratz, which is a non-profit that encourages rat adoption. Clarkson also told Eater that the food served wouldn’t be made anywhere near the rats, saying:

“We’re obviously following all food code and hygiene requirements.”

You better, dude! This isn’t Ratatouille!

Some people are NOT feeling it though:

And others are like “hell yeah sign me up!”:

Would you want rats all up in your business while you have coffee, Perezcious readers???

Let us know (below)!

[Image via San Francisco Dungeon]

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This Rat Cafe Is The Quirky New Spot That’s Going To Have Hipsters All Over It