What would Ryan Reynolds do?

The Deadpool actor shared his seven laws of reinvention for the September issue of Men’s Health — where he offers tips about his owning your flaws, being a joker, and yes, even cursing creatively!

There are many things the father-of-two is good at… but cooking is not one of them. In fact, he’s worried this weakness could cause him to lose Blake Lively! LOLz!

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He explained of his skills in the kitchen:

“I am not innovative in the kitchen. If I cook, you’ll have a structure fire. The firemen will kick down our door, take my wife away, and give her a better life.”

And even though the 40-year-old eats “clean, whole foods” every two to three hours to get in shape for all those superhero movies, he can’t deny himself his favorite cheat day meal — PIZZA:

“Is it really unhealthy if it makes you so happy? Patsy’s Pizza … There’s a Patsy’s Pizza up in Harlem that’s pretty much the best pizza … on the whole planet.”

Now he’s speaking our language!

Addressing his highly-publicized tweets about his daughters James, 2, and Ines, 10 months, the actor said it’s all in good fun:

“The Internet is so hostile, so many people have so many opinions, I have no problem sounding like a hot bag of ignorant shit if it’s going to make people laugh a little bit. That’s what Twitter‘s for. 140 characters? That’s for jokes. I take fatherhood seriously. I just don’t take the perception of it seriously.”

Well, we take Ryan’s Twitter VERY seriously. Obvi.

Ch-ch-check out the rest of the “laws” Ryan lives by HERE!

[Image via Men’s Health.]

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Ryan Reynolds Talks Cheat Meals, Cooking For Blake Lively, & Those Hilarious Dad Jokes!